Memorias del Übermensch

NOS COLOCAMOS EN TEMOR DE AQUELLO QUE NO PUEDE SER CONSIDERADO, Y RESPETAMOS CON CADA FIBRA ESO QUE NO PUEDE SER EXPLICADO. PORQUE SOMOS AMORFOS, SOSTENEMOS ESTO EN REVERENCIA"

Wanna save the earth? Start by taking off your pants. Here are 10 tips on how to save the planet, one orgasm at a time.

10. Wash and re-use the same condom.

9. Can't find a condom? Re-use a plastic water bottle.

8. Do it in the back seat of a Prius.

7. Bike or walk to your next booty call.

6. Instead of picking up a new girl at a party, bang the one you hooked up with last week. It's recycling.

5. Don't shower until after sex.

4. Reduce your carbon emissions by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

3. Use a dildo on her instead of a vibrator.

2. Turn out the lights when you have sex. It saves electricity and no one will see your third nipple.

1. Don't just hug a tree. Fuck one.


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